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Our Next Show

King Beard - a play with music

April 17 - 19

The Jewelbox Theater @ The Rendezvous (map)

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Description

The Kingdom of Barbasol is ruled by a cruel monarch who forbids men to grow beards and collects the daughters of the powerful for his private harem.

Can a harp player’s apprentice and a scrappy necklace salesperson aid the revolution? Possibly.

Is the king’s adviser secretly a stag in human form spying for Fairyland? Almost certainly.

Will there be choreographed fighting and dancing? Oh, without a doubt.

Terrible puns throughout? Alas, yes.

Full Bar? We wouldn’t be there otherwise.

A No Refunds Production at the Jewelbox in The Rendezvous. Three nights only!

Our Last Show

The Public Universal Friend

November 14, 15, 17 (2024)

The Jewelbox Theater @ The Rendezvous (map)

Description

Jodie is an aquarium punk. Her recent experiments in gender expression have caused friction in her relationship, and she's been sleeping in the Hall of Sharks. At night, a pair of 400-year-old Greenland sharks tell her bedtime stories about famous queers. True stories from history. It's an anthology with scams and dancing, and you shouldn't miss it.

Dancing bullets! Bags of Glass! Cheap Mascots!

A visit from the angels starts a Quaker croaking. An encounter with a lady's apron, starts a tiny servant moaning. Exposure to The Book of Ruth gets a German exchange student quoting.

Airhorn sounds! Kangaroo Courts! Pistols at Dawn!

From the troupe who showed you everything you've ever loved and helped you forget everything you've ever hated.

Our Previous Previous Show

Our last show was You Hang Up First at The Rendezvous in Seattle, WA, April 4-6.