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Our Next Show

Sunset People–A Scary Disco Play

Oct 31–Nov 2

The TPS Black Box Theatre at the Seattle Center (map)

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Description

Autumn 1977 — the bathhouses are steamy and the hookah joints are smoky. With just the beer light to guide them, the dive bars are proudly anti-disco…until the vampires point to the turntable and demand a change.

Vinyl Terror! Stained Bandages! Crushed Pearls!

Featuring an all-dancing cast of cracked poets and overemployed bingo callers, Sunset People turns Halloween weekend into an impossible-to-reconcile twilight of antediluvian pleasures and plasma-drenched bead curtains.

Family Dinners! Frankenscum! Skin Cream!

It’s super funny, ultra terrifying, and radically live on stage! Make it a part of your Halloween weekend.

Join us Oct 31 – Nov 2 at The Seattle Center's Central Stage Black Box for:
Sunset People – A Scary Disco Play.

Spring 2025

King Beard - a play with music

April 17 - 19

The Jewelbox Theater @ The Rendezvous (map)

Description

The Kingdom of Barbasol is ruled by a cruel monarch who forbids men to grow beards and collects the daughters of the powerful for his private harem.

Can a harp player’s apprentice and a scrappy necklace salesperson aid the revolution? Possibly.

Is the king’s adviser secretly a stag in human form spying for Fairyland? Almost certainly.

Will there be choreographed fighting and dancing? Oh, without a doubt.

Terrible puns throughout? Alas, yes.

Full Bar? We wouldn’t be there otherwise.

A No Refunds Production at the Jewelbox in The Rendezvous. Three nights only!

Fall 2024

The Public Universal Friend

November 14, 15, 17 (2024)

The Jewelbox Theater @ The Rendezvous (map)

Description

Jodie is an aquarium punk. Her recent experiments in gender expression have caused friction in her relationship, and she's been sleeping in the Hall of Sharks. At night, a pair of 400-year-old Greenland sharks tell her bedtime stories about famous queers. True stories from history. It's an anthology with scams and dancing, and you shouldn't miss it.

Dancing bullets! Bags of Glass! Cheap Mascots!

A visit from the angels starts a Quaker croaking. An encounter with a lady's apron, starts a tiny servant moaning. Exposure to The Book of Ruth gets a German exchange student quoting.

Airhorn sounds! Kangaroo Courts! Pistols at Dawn!

From the troupe who showed you everything you've ever loved and helped you forget everything you've ever hated.

Spring 2024

Our last show was You Hang Up First at The Rendezvous in Seattle, WA, April 4-6.